Gaga's Poison Recipes

After wasting spending time watching Lady GaGa latest MV 'Telephone' about dozens time(the video is approximately 09:31 minutes!! talk about DRAMA!!!) I realized that there is one scene that interesting. Can you guys guess it?? (Heloo!!! The title???) Ok, ok.. its the part where GaGa make a special poison to kill Beyonce's boyfriend. What is bothering me is GaGa has list of the ingredients how to make the deadly poison on Poison TV in section Cook'n'Kill. You can view the ingredients in this picture. (Nice pose GaGa..Hahaha)  

For all of you who can't see it clearly. I type it here again:

• 1 oz. Rat Poison
• 1/2 oz. Meta-cyanide
• 1/2 oz. Fex-M3
• 1 cup Tiberium 

Can these ingredients really can kill people?? i have made some research. This is the result: 

(X) = Can't Kill

(/)   = You dead if u eat this!!

1. Rat Poison  

Obviously deadly!!! You can try it if you don't believe me (/)

2. Meta-cyanide

I get this info from my BFF that is Wikipedia. He says that

Fatal toxin contained within and delivered by the gom jabbar, a small needle. It is "The high-handed enemy; that specific poison needle tipped with meta-cyanide used by Bene Gesserit Proctors in the death-alternative test of human awareness."

I only understand the small needle part only. Mr. Wiki also state that this poison included in the list of fictional poison. This poison only exist in a novel called 'Dune' a science fiction novel written by Frank Herbet. (X)


3.Fex-M3
So complicated poison!!Like combination of Math and Algebra. Ok! lets ask Mr. Wiki again. He says that

Deadly nerve toxin used that kills its victim in under 10 seconds. Fex-M3 is often delivered through dart-weapons for silent elimination.

Wow!! A quick killer!!! but apparently this poison is also included as fictional poison from Star Wars movie.(X)


4. Tiberium
Maybe this Poison is real!! because it end with -um. You know all the chemistry stuff always end with that!!! Ok Mr Wiki again!!

Tiberium gas is sprayed from Visceroids, Veinholes, Brotherhood of Nod Chemical Troopers, Chemical Missiles, and Initiates, and Scrin Corruptors. It is extremely corrosive and mutagenic.

Visceroids?? What is that?? Sadly this poison also one of the fictional poison from Command & Conquer series game series.(X)


So the conclusion is, if u accidentally drink or eat this type of recipe . The chance you are still alive is 80%!!!.  Good News!!! :)

P/S : found this picture somewhere drew by Adzbell